7. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

6. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

5. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

4. "I was doing a highly specific exercise to relieve work- related stress.

3. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

2. "The coffee machine is broken..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. "... and in Jesus' name. Amen."